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Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator High Caffeine Energy Drink
Got an unquenchable urge to punch yourself in the face with delicious energy? Feel an incessant need to inject yourself with liquid power and throw a tractor trailer at the Liberty Bell? Well, your prayers have been answered by the omnipotent and all-powerful Brawndo.
What's Brawndo, you ask? Are you serious? Are you seriously asking us what Brawndo is? Brawndo is THE THIRST MUTILATOR! Personally, we feel you don't deserve to know anymore, but since we're forgiving, we'll fill you in.
Brawndo is a High Caffeine Energy Drink which made it's fateful introduction in the Mike Judge film "Idiocracy". Since then, the Energy Drink has gone onto two successful Presidential terms, the tyrannical rule of about 27 foreign countries, and - most notably - interplanetary domination.
So what's in it? Besides awesome, Brawndo's ingredients include Lemon Lime, 200mg caffeine, Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Electrolytes, the Color Green, 16oz.cans, Souls of the Weak, 200 MG Caffeine plus Potassium, Vitamins B6, B12 and ever-popular C.
Buy It. Drink It. Beg for Mercy.
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claims for injured Bawls or any other caffeine beverage during this time.