Looking to feed your Cocaine habit, but low on time? Thankfully, the original "scientists" behind Cocaine Energy Drink have packed all the punch of a drink into a little 2 oz. shot for rapid consumption…280mg of caffeine with the slightly burning taste that you love.

Each bottle of Cocaine delivers a concentrated dose of Caffeine, Taurine, Vitamin C, Vitamin B6 & B12, Inositol and more. This energy educing concoction boosts your body into an energy frenzy with the ferocity of a freight train!

Their lawyers have also recommended we include their disclaimer, so here you go:

• This message is for the people who are too stupid to recognize the obvious. This product does not contain the drug cocaine (duh.) This product is not intended to be an alternative to an illicit street drug and anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.