Wii would like to drink.
That's right, our favorite Italian Plumber is back with a new energy drink to get you through those long, hard nights of trying to conquer World 4-3 of the Lost Levels. Nintendo's first American foray into the world of caffeine, Super Mario Bros Power Up Energy Drink is a 8.4 oz (250ml) can of caffeinated blue-raspberry drink.
In no time, you'll be power leaping up and down your apartment, yelling "Wa-hoo!" and smashing ceiling tiles in search of hidden gold coins.
A Word of Warning: Remember, shrooms and energy drinks don't mix. Just because a mushroom has a smiley face on it, it doesn't mean it will make you larger. If anything, it's most likely illegal and will probably make you wander around in the middle of the night wearing nothing but overalls and jumping on turtles.
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claims for injured Bawls or any other caffeine beverage during this time.