The Simpsons Duff Beer Energy Drink
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Are you yellow? Have blue hair? Maybe your head is shaped like a box? Been the same age and stuck in 4th grade for the past 14 years? Then what you need is to get buff on Duff...Energy Drink! Coming right at you from Springfield, this is the energy drink of choice of the Simpsons and fellow Springfielders alike!
Seen consumed in mass quantities on the show by such "strapping with energy" characters like Homer, Barney, Moe, and even Santa's Little Helper this is hard proof of the potent potential power of Duff! Ingesting a can or two…or three or four before, during, and after such strenuous activities as driving to work, pretending to pay attention in class, pulling an all night LAN party, or just the ever monotonous undertaking of waking in the morn should display an incredible boost in the positive energy levels of the ingestie.
The Simpsons Duff Energy Drink contains a potent blend of Vitamin Bees, Taurine, Caffeine, Inositol, Guarana, and Panax Ginseng that will just make want to punch passer-byers in their healing laser tattoo removal surgery wounds...Ow! Quit it! Ow! Quit it! Ow! Quit it!
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NOTE: This is an energy drink, it unfortunately contains no beer or alcoholic content or we could not sell it to you online...DOH! But that does not stop you from mixing it with alcoholic substances on your own accord...WOOHOO!
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claims for broken Bawls, exploded Rocket Fuel, or any other beverages during this time.
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