When the weight of the world had got you down and you want to end your life, bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife. Don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block, where you can drink your misery away. At Flaming Moe's, where liquor in a mug, will warm you like a hug, and happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
Now you too can have a Flaming Moe right in the comfort of your own home…and you don’t even have to pay $1,000,000 for the recipe! The secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe is its distinct flavor which can only be described as robust
! That combined with a potent blend of Caffeine, Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Vitamin B, and Panax Ginseng helps create an abundance of energy throughout your body. So pick up a Simpsons Flaming Moe Energy Drink today…and remember…fire made it better!Specifications:
NOTE: This is an energy drink, it unfortunately contains no cough syrup or alcoholic content or we could not sell it to you online...DOH! But that does not stop you from mixing it with alcoholic substances on your own accord...WOOHOO!
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claims for broken Bawls, exploded Rocket Fuel, or any other beverages during this time.
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