Sure, you may be just about to level up (again), but 62 straight hours at the computer has created one heck of a funky stench. That's why you and your roomates/neighbors/house plants all NEED this handy USB air purifier. Plug it in and let this attractive glowing plant-like device begin it's 9 minute magical purification process, leaving you with only freshness…and empty bags of Doritos and energy drink cans.

It even comes with a handy LED clock so you can see how long it's been since you last moved out of your chair.