Not a fan of that smelly guy a few cubicles over who likes to slurp his coffee a little too obnoxiously? Can you think of nothing else but to ruin his daily slugging of caffeine with a good ol' fashioned rocket to the gullet? Well, ladies and gentlemen, we'd proudly like to introduce you to the USB Missle Launcher.
This unique device will plug directly into your USB port, allowing you to strategically position the Launcher and fire off it's foam missiles to their correct target. In addition to being multi-directional, this USB Missle Launcher also features it's own arsenal of sound effects, providing that gritty realism a soldier needs for authentic cubicle combat.