The Revenge of the NERDS has arrived in the form of an energy drink. There is a new energy drink on the market for those of you that don't have the Bawls
to take an injection of Cocaine
and don't agree that "pimp'n ain't easy"
! Your salvation is called Nerd Energy Drink and it is being offered by Xoxide in the form of a 12oz can.
Nerd Energy Drink was formulated by... yep, you guessed it, a NERD. Well actually, he was a medical student. This energy drink was primarily developed for college students, becoming the only energy drink in the world with special ingredients to help enhance brain focus and memory retention. You can be on your way to better grades with a great tasting NERD Energy Drink!
Focus and Memory Ingredients:
- Taurine - Taurine acts as an antioxidant and has been shown to promote detoxification by binding together with harmful substances and thereby accelerating their excretion from the body.
- Caffeine - Caffeine is known for its beneficial effects on mental and physical functions, and is found in tea, coffee, and chocolate. It has been shown to improve, for example, reaction speed, alertness and concentration. Caffeine also
stimulates fat-burning during endurance activities and thereby helps to use fat stores in the body, which results in a more efficient supply of energy. One can of NERD Energy Drink contains approximately the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee.
- Glucuronolactone - Has been shown to improve memory retention and concentration as well as acting as an antidepressant and stimulant.
- L-Carnitine - Plays role in energy production, and also helps in weightloss and fat burning.
- Carnitine - Used as a dietary supplement, as an aid to weight loss, to improve exercise performance, and to enhance a sense of well-being.
- Ginseng Panax Extract - Helps alleviate fatigue and reduce nervousness & stress on the body. Panax Ginseng also increases oxygenation to the cells and tissues, promoting detoxification, and stimulating the regeneration of damaged cells.
- Guarana - Promotes health and weight loss, used as an energy food, helps maintain stamina, and physical endurance.
- Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze. We recommend that if the ambient temperature of your area is at or below freezing, that you refrain from ordering carbonated caffeine beverages during this time. Customers who wish to place orders for these products may do so at their own risk. Neither Xoxide nor UPS will replace, refund, or process any claims for broken Bawls, exploded Rocket Fuel, or any other caffeine beverage during this time.
- Contains high quality ingredients that enhance brain focus and memory retention capabilities along with a powerful energy blend specially formulated to increase energy.
- Vinpocetine - Increases mental alertness, acuity and focus by increasing oxygenation and blood flow to the brain. Research suggests that this compound may be the most powerful focus and memory enhancer available to date.
- Huperzine A - Helps maintain proper mental focus, memory function and slows the breakdown of acetylcholline. Acetylcholine plays a vital role in the cognitive function of the mind by enabling the delivery of messages from neuron to neuron in your brain.
- DMAE - A biochemical precursor to the neurotransmitter acetylcholine. Users report better memory as well as improved focus, and mental clarity.
- Chinese Ginkgo Biloba - Mainly used as a memory enhancer. Ginkgo enhances memory because of its positive effects on the vascular system, especially in the cerebellum.
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